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John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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i am officially convinced i have issues

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It just takes some time, little girl you’re in the middle of the ride

evrything everything will be just fine, everthing everything will be 

alright, alright

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"If he doesn’t give you the same feeling you get when the pizza guy arrives, he’s probably not worth it."

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